Lingerie

I will admit I have a fascination for lingerie. From the minimal to the maximal, from the translucent to the why bother. There is so much variety that any functioning male would find it interesting. We have our preferences. And our visions. What is under the sweats. The business suit. The wedding dress. Silk, satin, cotton, synthetic. It doesn’t matter. As long as it is sexy.

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Valentine’s Day

Today is February 14, Valentine’s Day, a day when people’s hearts turn to thoughts of … well, baseball, actually. Pitchers and catchers report today. But I digress.

Valentine’s Day is many things. It can be seen as a day of rebirth, with Spring now six weeks away, regardless of which fuzzy rodent you put your prognostication faith in.

It can be a day of courage, where you finally admit to the one you fancy that … well, you fancy them.

Or it can be a day of loneliness or unrequited love where you sit at home looking at the flowers you sent yourself from an admirer simply because you cannot pluck up the courage to tell the person you fancy you fancy them.

According to Wikipedia, today is the Feast of Saint Valentine, but like many things, the reason he is a saint is lost in the muck of history that has little to do with romantic love. For others, today is no more than a phony, made-up radio holiday for selling candy and cards1.

In the 1400s, we see some of the first ties with love in the Charter of the Court of Love were lavish festivals centered around amorous songs and poetry competitions. Likely the songs and poetry were just as sappy as some of the greeting cards we have today.

Today is also a big day for engagements and weddings. Why? The romance? The love? More likely because most men need a date they can remember. Most men can barely remember where they left their keys. If their wedding anniversary is on a memorable day, like Valentine’s Day, at least they will remember to pick up a card, even if they cannot remember precisely why2.

I am not a cynic when it comes to Valentine’s Day. It’s not something I go out of my way to celebrate, nor is it a day that can be easily overlooked3. For me, I am going to focus on the coming of Spring.

  1. Of course the same could be said for Christmas and Thanksgiving as well, but that’s not the point.
  2. Most women put their anniversary on the new year calendar before they even put their birthday, so their spouse won’t forget. I should check with my gay male friends to see if they do the same thing.
  3. Have you been to a grocery store on the 13th? There are more balloons for Valentine’s Day than at any other time of the year.
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To Bush or Not to Bush, Part II

Back in February of 2021, I wrote a piece about pubic hair. Specifically, female pubic hair. I will not discuss the pros and cons here. I already did that. No, today I am going to talk about something slightly different, and that is my kink on the subject if you will pardon the pun. The removal of said bush.

Again, whether you are pro or anti, there is a segment of us men that derive a particular pleasure in helping our women groom their pussy, or, failing that, watching you do it. Regardless of how much or how little you wish to have removed, I get a sexual thrill out of helping you do it, whether with the modern tools of a properly tuned electric razor or the old-fashioned way with soap and a straight edge.

(I once knew a lady that preferred a cut-throat razor, the sharper, the better, and the closer the shave, the wetter she got, but she also had a thing about knives too.)

So, as a public service, if you are the type that (semi)-regularly trims your pubic hair, perhaps you would like to invite your partner to help with the process. You might be surprised at the results.

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A Trench Coat

And nothing else. You game?

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Only You

If you are a child of the 80s, then you probably listed to Yaz (or Yazoo if you are English). The duo, fronted by Alison Moyet and Vince Clark was a staple on many alternate channels, and with their big hit Only You, on the pop stations for a while.

I have all three of their albums, and a lot of Erasure as well. Apparently they have hit the commercial mainstream – a jewelry store in Canada is running Only You as music in their current Christmas ads, according to a Canadian friend of mine. So that only started the ear worm, and the lyrics have bounced around inside my head for the last two days, so in an effort to get them out of my head, I present another version, this from a commercial fashion show where Alf has a full orchestra behind her.

And lest you think that I am opposed to Alf and Vince getting money for their song from a jewelry chain, you could not be more wrong. I am all in favor of it.

Only You – YouTube

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Perchance to Dream

Dreamt about you last night. You were dressed for a gala. Black wool crepe dress, pearls, strappy, black heels, black leather clutch. Your hair framed your face, and you smiled as I took your hand. It was lovely to see you.

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New Story – Rules of the Game

Less of a story and more of a scene, but lots of things that can grow from it if I decide to do more with it. In the mean time, enjoy it for what it is.

She looked over her shoulder at me, wiggled her ass, then bent forward over the substantial dining room table. She wore only her four-inch heels. She waited. I took a moment to enjoy the view of her ass and pussy where it was open and vulnerable. The longer I waited, the more her bare pussy drooled until it rolled down the inside of her thigh in a smooth stream of clear liquid. (…read more)

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New Sex Quiz

  1. If you didn’t have to worry about money, what would your sex toy collection look like?
  2. If your body was indestructible, what things would you do?
  3. What kinks do you like in theory, but not in practice?
  4. What’s your favorite physical sensation?
  5. Have you ever gotten off to a TV show or movie?
  6. What kinks do you wish you liked more?
  7. Do you like candles or incense during sex? If so, what scents?
  8. What would be the gender-makeup of your dream threesome?
  9. Would you want a FWB? Why or why not?
  10. Do you enjoy taking/sending nudes?
  11. Would you have sex with a drag queen?
  12. Would you be a stripper and/or visit a strip club?
  13. If other people weren’t an issue, what public place would you want to fuck?
  14. What would you change about your sex life?
  15. How fast do you cum? What’s your record?
  16. Would you ever go to a Kink convention?
  17. Do you consider yourself part of the BDSM community?
  18. What’s your safeword? Have you ever used it?
  19. Whats your favorite type of porn? (Gifs, videos, audios, animated, erotica, etc)
  20. If you could have sex on any drug with no repercussions, what would it be?
  21. Would you fuck any of your exes?
  22. Favorite after-sex food?
  23. What’s your favorite room in the house to fuck?
  24. What was your first kink?
  25. Do you like being scratched/scratching your partner?
  26. How much pain do you like during sex?
  27. How long can you keep a sexting convo going?
  28. What’s your favorite sex story to tell?
  29. On a scale of 1-10, how kinky would you say you are and why?
  30. Have you ever cried during and/or after sex?
  31. Do you like to dress slutty in public?
  32. What’s your favorite thing to do to someone else?
  33. Are you into temp play, and if so, do you prefer cold or hot? (ice or candle wax, etc?)
  34. What would you consider taboo? And what would you say is your most taboo kink?
  35. What’s the highest age you would sleep with?
  36. Do you like cucking? In either position?
  37. Could you get off on your own porn/nudes?
  38. Do you have any unpopular opinions about sex or kink?
  39. What’s your daily orgasm record?
  40. Can you have sex when you’re sick?
  41. What’s your least favorite thing about sex?
  42. Do your friends know about your kinks/sex life?
  43. In your opinion, what kinks are overhyped?
  44. In your opinion, what sex toys are overhyped?
  45. What would your dream porn/erotica consist of?
  46. What is your favorite way to tease and/or be teased?
  47. Bra or no bra?
  48. Do you like being naked during sex? What about causally?
  49. What is your favorite thing to hear during sex?
  50. Answer any number that you want to!
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Batting Practice

We all have to warm up some how.

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Sounds Like a Dick Joke

From Atlas Obscura:

ANYONE VISITING POMPEII WOULD BE surprised by how much the city looks like a modern one. Streets, vendors, and even zebra crossings are found all over the city. Except, unlike most modern cities, the walls and streets of Pompeii are peppered with stone penises. (Atlas Obscura)

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